"Fifty Shades Of Gran", An Erotic Twitter Account For Those Over 80

Лучшее из шедеврального твиттера.
She always kept a line of men waiting, frustrated and desperate. Why did she have to pay with the exact change every time she went to Tesco?
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 23, 2015

Her whole body tensed. She groaned and writhed for ages before finally sighing loudly. It was always the same when she got up off the sofa.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 23, 2015

She slowly licked her lips, slowly undid the buttons of her blouse and slowly lay back on the bed. She did everything slowly, she was 86.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 22, 2015

She moaned as the sudden spurt of hot white liquid soaked her quivering cleavage. It was the third time she'd spilt her Horlicks that week.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 25, 2015

She laid her head back, opened her mouth wide and licked her lips in sweet anticipation. She loved nothing more than a good afternoon nap.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) January 26, 2015
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Чота с катом я не разобралась. По старинке он не вписался, а кнопочку «разрыв страницы» я не осознала.
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Прикольно в угадайку играть. =D
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Даа :D
Причем я каждый раз забываю названия картин и начинаю заново) 
Комментарий отредактирован 2015-02-01 18:07:10 пользователем Master_Groosha
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Забавно))
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